:: B o y s V s G u r l s ::

Di zaman milennia ni, ramai perempuan cenderung untuk jadi seperti lelaki. Motto mereka, kalau kau kaum lelaki boleh buat, kenapa kami x boleh? aku kira salah satu faktor kecenderungan mereka ni adalah mungkin sebab terlebih tengok rancangan 3R. Pihak universiti pula seakan-akan menyokong revolusi yang dibawa oleh kaum wanita ini. Tak pelik jika kita lihat perlawan bola tampar di universiti bercampur antara lelaki dan perempuan. Terbaru, perlawanan futsal air di sunway pyramid juga mencampur adukkan kaum lelaki dan perempuan dengan andaian sepakan perempuan sama kencang dengan lelaki.

Tapi lumrah alam, walaubagaimana pun kamu semua kaum hawa mencuba, tetap naluri kewanitaan atau perangai kaum wanita itu tidak akan berubah. Di sini aku jumpa 1 contoh faktor perbezaan ketara antara kaum wanita dan lelaki

Lelaki:
1. Pandu ke bank, parking dan berjalan ke mesin ATM
2. Masukkan card
3. Tekan number PIN dan jumlah yang dikehendaki
4. Ambil duit, card dan receipt

Wanita:
1. Pandu ke bank
2. Matikan enjin kereta
3. Perhatikan makeup di muka melalui cermin pemandu
4. Semburkan minyak wangi
5. Sikat rambut dan berjalan ke mesin ATM
6. Mencari Kad ATM di dalam beg tangan
7. Masukkan kad ATM
8. Mencari nombor PIN ATm dekat celah penyepit rambut dalam beg tangan
9. Tekan nombor PIN
10. Membaca arahan ATM selama hampir 2 minit
11. Tekan “Batal”
12. Tekan sekali lagi nombor PIN
13. Tekan “Batal” sekali lagi
14. Telefon suami atau pakwe untuk bertanya nombor PIN yang betul
15. Tekan nombor PIN yang betul dan periksa baki duit yang tinggal
16. Masukkan jumlah yang dikehendaki
17. Tekan “Salah”
18. Masukkan jumlah yang agak besar
19. Tekan “Salah” sekali lagi
20. Masukkan jumlah yang lagi besar
21. Keluarkan dan amik duit dari mesin ATM
22. Masuk ke dalam kereta
23. Periksa makeup di muka sekali lagi
24. Mencari kunci kereta dalam beg tangan
25. Hidupkan enjin kereta
26. Jalankan kereta.
27. Berhenti tiba-tiba
28. Pergi balik ke mesin ATM
29. Ambil Kad yang tertinggal dan resit.
30. Masuk kembali ke kereta
31. Letakkan kad ATM di atas Dashboard
32. Buang resit atas jalan
33. Tengok dekat cermin pemandu
34. Perika makeup sekali lagi
35. Membetul-betulkan rambut
36. Masukkan gear kereta untuk reverse (undur)
37. Brake mengejut lagi
38. Masukkan gear kereta ke depan sebab tersilap tadi
39. Memandu lebih kurang 3 km
40. Baru teringat nak lepaskan hand brake.

Jadi? Renung-renungkanlah.. selamat beramal =)

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:: T e n s i ::

Aku sgt tensi!..
Tak tahu mengapa..
Mungkin kerna byk kerja2...
Mungkin kerna byk fail2 kene buat..
Plan mahu berenti smoking terbantut!..
Aku mahu keluar beli rokok!!!..

:: S e m a k ::

Aku menyemak nak wat.. tgk ramai org wat.. hahaha

http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

: Maybe

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

:Attractive? haha

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

: Dunno

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

:Plenty of dates.. wahahahaha

Your views on education

Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.

: Oh yeah... that's really true!

The right job for you:

You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

: Everyone have plenty of dreams..

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

: Maybe...

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

: Maybe..

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

: Hahaha.. Maybe oso!

:: Z z z ::

Tak Dapat Tido!!...
Tape la.. nanti ade kelas HD..
Mr Tan bengkek aku tido kelas die..
Tape la..
Sume pon tape..
hakhakhak..
Esok assembly!!!..
mangun2!

:: I ::

Yeah..
Sudah lama tidak ku jejakkan kaki ke perhimpunan..
12 atau 16 kali aku sudah lupa..
Hahaha..
Hari ni aku ke assembly..
Dapat hidayah kot..
hehehe..
Nak menghirup udara segar..
Nak melihat gadis2..
Nak bertegur dgn Ustaz Sobri dan rakan2..
Hahahaha..


Hariku Sungguh Bermakna!

:: K a m i ::

Pompuan selalu benci dengan lelaki boya
Dah ada pasangan, tapi masih nak berpoya poya
Tapi pompuan tak tahu lelaki punya la setia
Lagipun berpoya poya itu kan cuma hobi saja

Pompuan dok bising lelaki hidung belang
Dah ada teman, tapi dok cari lain kat belakang
Tapi pompuan tak tahu lelaki bukanlah ada niat nak curang
Lagipun ianya cuma sekadar nak isi masa lapang

Pompuan keja nak kata lelaki mata keranjang
Ada marka kat tepi pun, pompuan lain pun sempat di pandang
Tapi pompuan tak tahu lelaki punya la penyayang
Sebab dalam hatinya, cuma ada pompuan tu sorang

Pompuan juga menyampah dengan lelaki penipu
Walaupun dah berteman, tapi tetap nak berlakon single gitu
Tapi pompuan tak tahu yang lelaki sebenarnya bukanlah sebegitu
Ia cuma sekadar nak test market, samada masih laku atau tak laku

Tapi walau apa pun alasan lelaki beri
Pompuan tetap mengata lelaki itu ini
Walau begitu lelaki tetap harap pompuan dapat mengerti
Benda ni kadang kadang terjadi di luar kawalan diri
Sebab tu orang selalu kata bahawa dasar lelaki tak sedar diri
Oleh itu...maafkanlah kami....

:: H u h ::

So many things happened lately..
cam knl je ayat.. hahaha..
feel damn sad for my fren and myself..
he lose things so sudden...
loves? fren? its more den that..
just hope dat u r strong cam lagu alter bridge feveret..

" I'll Give You Strength When You're Not Strong"

for my fren, we know the truth..
just hope everything will fade away with time..
im sorry coz the fact gave me too much pain..
too much impact.. T.T
too afraid to accept the truth..
but i know.. the truth cant be changed..
i just cant accept it..
its the people i trust the most..
the people dat i can say shares everythin with me..
what a long time together..
what a long time knowing each others...
i just cant accept it..
maybe i looked okay..
inside only God knows...
can i say he's betrayed?...
maybe we both wrong bout him..
trust too much...
i just din get it when he doesnt admit it..
why dun he just admit and said

"Im Sorry"

maybe he thinks that this things will be forgotten..
when the times move on..
i would like to say " Im Sorry " to him..
coz it's too much..
too much and its so sudden..
too much when i know the truth..
too much just to apologize without any confessions..
without any sorry..
haish..
things so complicated..
just hope for the best..



P/s : 1st time post in English.. hahaha.. kalo salah grammar maap la..

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Maktab.. Im Comin =)

:: M a y be :::

Haish.. mungkinkah aku ni jahat?..
selfish? penipu?..
aku adalah sorang yg mkn kawan?
Sorry byk2 kepada yg berkenaan..





P/s : mintak maap x update blog.. hahah.. xde mase n xde mood.. huhu

:: O h T i d a k ::

Oh Tidak!!..
kebas tgn2 ku..
menaip msg setahun baru siap!..
lenguh bahu ku..
ku suap nasi pon larat!..
huhuhu.. gila2..
sudah lama ku tinggalkan zaman2 ini..
huhuhu..
wish me luck tomorrow!..
esok kompem lagi kebas..


P/S : Tarik tali je pon.. Go MAHSURI!!!..
whahahahaha